This morning Charlotte was running around at breakneck speeds with gloves on her feet (?)
yelling something about her roller skates being broken,
(the child does not own roller skates)
and declaring her immediate need for her froggy-sippy cup,
(which has been missing for at least 5 months and I tell her that every day)
taking off her clothes for the 15th time and demanding to know where her bathing suit is because its raining outside and of course you wear bathing suits in the water.
(it's hard to argue with 2-year old logic)
In an attempt to distract her, I told her to go say hello to the baby
who was in her bouncy seat on the floor.
Charlotte walked over, leaned an inch from Juliette's face,
and yelled at the top of her lungs
"HELLO TINY BABYYYYY!!"
Juliette jerked awake and then started screeching in terror from the surprise
of being so unceremoniously woken up, which startled Charlotte and made her start crying.
Oh. Much better.