bon voyage

So in my last post, where I showed you a tiny glimpse into my world,

...where every moment is a fine line

 between wanting to just sit all day in a giant nest of love and feathers 

and smooch and cuddle my children all day,

...and wanting to pack my bags full of prozac and bikinis and head for paradise, alone.

I showed you a picture of the first place google decided was paradise.

The Las Ventanas Al Paraiso Resort, in Los Cabos, Mexico.

 Well I went back and told google to tell me more sweet stories of this place.

 And, people...it is worth cashing in your husbands life insurance policy for

taking a closer look.

downside: rooms start at around $2,500..a night. 

very high, high upside: this is a strictly age 18 & above resort only. Perfect.

Taking into account my current salary, 

and how long it will take to save up for this vacation,

my 95 year old self will be happy to send you a postcard from paradise.

Adios, amigos.