What does this sign mean to you:
Apparently to me it's merely a suggestion.
I was at Target today and I just strolled on into the men's room.
Where I have been at least 1.7 million times.
And love so much I would marry it if I were not already in a monogamous relationship.
A place where I have visited the women's room at least half of those 1.7 million times.
But today I just rolled on into the men's room like no body's business, and may or may not have seen people doing their business.
Not just people.
Because I was in their room.
But don't feel to
bad for me embarrassed to know me.
Because after I burned my eyes out with hot pokers and found my way to the women's room,
A old man walked in and started washing his hands for at least 10 seconds before he realized he too had made a small miscalculation.
I blame Target. They placed the bathrooms right in front of the dollar section.
People just wander around there with their eyes glazed over like a herd of thrifty lemmings, stuffing things into their carts that no one really needs...
like plastic kitchen sponge holders shaped like turtles and polka-dot toe socks and little bottles of scented lotion that is really meant for 12 year old girls but hello it has *Spaaaarkles* in it and who cares because it's a DOLLAR.
Look at her. Look at the crazy-eyed glee on her face as she rolls her Target treasure out to her car.
That is exactly what I look like. Only with dirty jeans on. And slippers instead of heels. And definitely hair that's not as clean.
Wishing you a very merry Christmas and a sparkly New year!!